We are going to be having a guest streamer on shooter day.

Reki116

Or to those who don't know Wednesday.

Yes it is a female, shhh everybody act cool and maybe she will

stick around VC long enough to stop the horrible sausage fest

she says about 8pm est will be a good time to start

One last thing ADMIN POWERS of inb4 gamer gurl

2 rolled so rhythm and speed Monday. 4 rolled so shooter Wednesday

Last time on Vinequest Z

After getting trolled hard by a crazy shopkeep, our heroes used their newfound dosh to acquire better weaponry. Afterwards though, they got caught up in the most technically ridiculous battle ever including blobs of a white sticky substance.

The party determined that the source of the cum blobs was the sewer and thus they set off into an obligatory sewer dungeon to find the source.

Many cum blobs and zombies were slain, though now our heroes are menaced by a huge God damn Crocodile with six legs.

How will our heroes deal with this new challenge?

Will we stop making shit unnecessarily more complicated?

Will Sky stop complaining about doing all the artfagging?

Find out next time on Vinequest Z!

Ap vids

Notice to all Streamers and viewers

our ap sucks. that is no secret

So I am opening up the ap

Keep it good, keep it funny, and keep it short

Numbers were rolled, fate has chosen. The numbers in store are six and seven.

Win a copy of Minecraft just in time for Christmas!

New competition: Creative writing

Have you been interested in owning Minecraft? Are you good at writing? Are you balls at writing but really want Minecraft? Then I have the competition for you.

Rules: Write a creative story about any streamer in a minecraft setting

Prompts: Write a journal entry from a stream that you really enjoyed e.g a first person telling of Panda murdering then eating that pig

You can write just a general fan fic with the streamers just building something together and then getting crushed by a falling sand block and murdering half the team. Doesn't matter.

End date is on Friday, 17th 2010.

Submit your entries to: robh1742@gmail.com

pedo: Which is my email.

2 and 7

I'll let you guess what that means

The party (Pre-Shawnening)

The complete party before getting horribly wiped out by a rat in a hat.

Synopsis of the second night of Vinecraft Z

After delving deep into a wizard's lair to stop his abductions of the local townsfolk, the gang found themselves up against the villagers, who were in a zombified state. Being moralfags, the party tried their best to wake the serfs from their necrotic slumber but it was all for not so Kylie, with his keen intuition used his own saliva to melt the undead peasants.

After what felt like an easy victory, the party was assailed by the wizard himself and two massive orks. Feeling generous, Kylie propositioned the wizard for a good round of fellatio but the wizard narrowly resisted the urge and flew into a fury, casting spell after spell at our hero as his party dealt with the orks.

Shawn, the lowly rogue attempted to use the magical instrument he had found before to duel an ork equipped with a similar guitar. Shawn's tiny arms and weak will could not hold onto the holy weapon of metal and lost it to the enemy.

undaunted, the party fought furiously till they realized that the wizard was but a host to an extra-planar parasite in the shape of a wizard's hat. Kylie took this new information and pierced the hat with many an arrow till the Wizard's body gave way, leaving one angry hat. His minions were at last felled and as the heroes turned their attention to this malevolent headwear, Shawn's soft head damned them all as he placed a cursed medallion around his pencil neck and was charged by inter-dimensional power. Onyx and later Waifu fell by his hand but finally, with a skillful shot, Kylie annihilated the amulet and with it, that dreadful demonic cap.

Kylie, BK, and regrettably Shawn are left to bury their brave comrades and continue on to collect their due reward and venture off to greater quests.

Rolled 3 and 5 so that means we have Platformer tuesday and an Action thrusday!!!

I choose you!!! Vinecraft!!!

this weeks games

I only had 1d8 so i rolled the first was a 6...then quad 8's the final roll was a 1 so

Commanding day on sunday

and

RPG day on friday

too bad the cam wasnt pointed at the 8's was cool

New Meat

Welcome our two new streamers

Phantoncrash45

CrampofSuburbi

Make sure to gie them a hard time

Those who did not make the cut may practice and resubmit next friday

there schedule's can be found here and if they're not ever around at those times give em hell!

Phantomcrash

Cramp

Notice to all current streamers

I am asking you to submit schedule's based on what time you will be willing to stream

so write it draw it, just get it done and give it to me

This week we can look foreward to speed monday and platformer tuesday.

On a side note, I will try to be more available this week. I finally am working less.


Glueguy

Adventure's interviews

I'll be doing interviews erry friday so be in chat on the right day when I show up.

Have the ability to stream minecraft

be familliar with procaster (I will be asking you to launch a stream so that i can veiw it)

have a good voice and decent pc ( no lag or low quality )

If you are not ready i will leave and you can resubmit next friday

if you are not up to par i will tell you be it voice pc specs or other

I will not sugar coat it

BE READY

adding a new games list

Any streamer that wishes to stream a new game relating to the format of Vinecraft

may submit it to be evaluated by either Glueguy or myself

then it will be added to th stream-able games list

So the not so friendly wiking from mainstream Exhorder

has used some of his precious time away from pillaging

to draw a few of the streamers.

This by the way is only part I.

He said if we bother him enough he may stream with a tablet

drawing part II

This week's roll 1 and a 6

That directly translates to Commanding Sunday and RPG Friday!!!


Mite b cool

Doubles!!!! First time rollan and I rolled dub 7's. Wildcard day is confirmed for unlocked. I decided to make another roll for the day, I got a 2. Monday is wildcard day!!


inb4 rapelay all day

The Rebirthingtonation

So we heard you like theme days?
We also heard you guys hated people streaming non theme day games?
Being the Neckbeards we are we also had to find a way to work dice into this.

So here it is!
The new theme day format and I'll tell you all about how its going to work.
Everyday technically has a theme but will only be "unlocked" the Saturday before

Sunday is Commanding day:
God rested on this day but the streamers will not
This day is for the RTS players and of course god games

Monday is Gotta Go Fast day:
Most weeks start out slow, but not us we are busy breaking the sound barrier
This day is for games about being fast, and about timing

You can dance if you want to...

Tuesday is Platformer day:
Like Mario, Ghouls and ghosts, did someone ask for Blade kitten?
jump, stomp, fall into never ending holes all day

Wednesday is Shooter day:
The Halos the Metroids the Cole train or the Wicked cannot rest on this day
dodge, run, reload and of course make the little babies RAGE QUIT

Thursday is Action day:
Video games about leaving your enemies bruised or in bits go here M.K., S.F. of course
,but so does God of War and Darksiders and dont forget to be Veiwtiful

Friday is RPG day:
Most people go out and have fun but we stay inside grinding levels to beat that Goddam B.S. Boss
inb4 Final Fantasy

Saturday is Puzzle day:
If you look at numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace.

Tear 1 off and scatch my head, what once was red is black instead.

The 8 of us go forth and back to protect our king from the foes attack.
We're 5 little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.

Who am I?



But How do these days "unlock"?
Every Saturday night Glueguy will roll two eight sided dice streaming it live from his webcam
1-7 will represent a Sunday through Saturday 8 will be a re-roll for more tension
So two days a week will be unlocked
,also we didn't have the tech to make a 7 sideder
if doubles are rolled then a third die will be rolled determining the day to be a WILD CARD DAY!
Streamers will be able to stream any game they want!

Streamers cannot stream anything other then Theme days games on the Theme day,

but what about minecraft?

Can you gather up a bunch of arrows and make it a shooter?

Can you climb mountains leaping across gaps?

Can you command dozens of soldiers to attack? Well NO YOU CAN'T

In other words we encourage streamers to play with the concepts of their games

in order to be able to stream them, but you gotta sell it

Streamers must also put in effort during a Theme day

Put up threads! advertise! I'll cut you!

C-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker

After the Halloween update we streamed for a staggering 72 hours straight to appease viewers but on the 73rd hour Shawn was too distracted by a swaggering cock to keep the marathon going and let the stream die while he swallowed a hot load of cum.

Next time you see Shawn Riles, remind him how disappointed you are in him and his inability to put down the dicks long enough to do anything right.

Fucking Shawn.

THE MYTHIC UPDATE!!

Holy hell guys!! Literally! HELL!! It's here, after a long time of waiting for a serious update we finally have one and it's time to celebrate. Non stop streaming, lets see how long we can go.


TONIGHT WE MINE IN HELL!!!

Life has been busy for me lately, I've got my first fanfic in the last week and now my first web comic. Feels good bro.


I bench 415
Glueguy

The fight continues

A war has been declared on Dead Air Time or A.P.
in an effort V.C. and G.I.T.S. have teamed up
Utilizing the highly dangerous powers of "Stream Crossers"
there will be a new rank added to Vinecraft called "Stream Crosser"
basically a Stream Crosser can stream on both sites when one is in its down time
stream crossers will be announced soon....we are close now

sommunist in all of his obsession has created 30 player skins for minecraft
he has decided to release this to use, to use, or totally steal credit for on the forums.

So have at it! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X815STIX

The second coming has happened.

Mcdaddyjesus has returned all praise the child of Nazareth is back! and this time

he isn't just a carpenter. All hail this king the king of kings!

Vinecraft needs your help!!

Vinecraft needs drawfriends or arteeests. Whether you draw by hand and scan the pics, use a tablet, or use photoshop or something similar, I'm looking for about three or four people who are willing to work on projects for the stream. Just email me if you might be interested, I'll be more than glad to be more specific when we can sit down and talk. Thanks.

Skin contest

Glueguy is having a minecraft character skin contest. Send your entries to jzehfus@gmail.com. Whichever skin I like the best will win a FABULOUS PRIZE!!!! And you get to choose!!!


Prize 1: An autographed official "glueguy" bottle!!!
Prize 2: A copy of minecraft!!!
Prize 3: A $10 steam game of your choice!!!

If there are enough entries two people will win.

Limit two entries per person.

Thanks!!!

Want to be a streamer? Now may be your chance.

We are going to have a new process for applying to be a streamer. It will be longer and more selective. This process will reflect my new approach to managing vinecraft. I hope you all enjoy the direction we are headed.

If you would like to be a streamer please fill out the following application and e-mail it to Jzehfus@gmail.com I will be doing many interviews so if I don't get right back to you, don't panic. Before filling this out please have procaster downloaded and be familiar with what it is and how it works. Please have skype installed. Also you must own a legal copy of minecraft.

Some of this may seem irrelevant to being a streamer but keep in mind that personality is as important, if not more so, than how often you can stream.


Legal name:
Chatname/handle:
How long have you been at vinecraft?
How long have you played minecraft?
What state/province/country do you live in?
What timezone?
What times (in your timezone) will you be able to stream?
How many hours a week, on average, do you think you would stream (just looking for an estimate)

Check out our current list of games, which ones have you played? You very experienced with any? Which ones have you never played/heard of/ don't want to play?

What are some of your favorite bands?
Some of your favorite games? (5 minimum)
If you could stream any games at all, what do you think you would pick?

Do you have any other "skills" that might be relevant to helping the stream? (programming knowledge, experience running servers, administrative experience..... etc... etc...)
Why do you want to stream?
Why do you think would make you a good streamer?


After you send the application in, I will do my best to schedule an interview in a timely fashion. If the interview goes well I will fill you in on the next steps.

Pandanyo is a god. That is all.

Autopilot needs your help!

As much as we are trying our best to ensure we have quality streamers on 24/7 there will be times that the autopilot will be on. I've heard some distaste directed at some of the videos on AP, more than likely because some of you more dedicated viewers have had to see it ten too many times. So I ask you, what do you want to see in our autopilot? All minecraft content? All vidya game content? Whatever makes you laugh? Would you like us to fill the autopilot with only stuff seen in Vinecraft?

So this is for you guys, tell us what you want.

COMMENTS GO HERE
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Vinecraft HACKED!

Today something happened.

We were infiltrated when a spy

slithered his way into our

stream all the while doing a quite nice self portrait with QnA.

Before he left he killed a few of our viewers saying something like "But of course what did they expect?"

Artifacts of his visit can be found in the on demand section within Vinecraft.

It's coming...

Very soon we will have a list of a few days within Vinecraft that will be known as

THEME DAYS!

on these days something very special will happen

the regular game list can be ignored and any game fitting the theme of that

day will be allowed to be streamed

Currently planned is multiplayer Monday

Where streamers are encouraged to stream games that they can invite

viewers into play with them for a set time

any game with online or lan supported multiplayer will be allowed!

This just in

multiplayer monday

throwback thursday

a retro flavored day

If you have a suggestion for a "Theme Day" you can post it here

New games that can relate to the stream

We are underway in overhauling Vinecraft. So if you can think of a good crafting/creative or sandbox type of game list it here and we will see if we can work in into regular rotation.

We are up!

First post!